Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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