I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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