I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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