You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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