Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
