New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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