Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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