yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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