My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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