he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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