what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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