It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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