My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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