covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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