I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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