called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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