In the future we'll all be gay
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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