yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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