I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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