I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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