I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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