we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Bring me that man meat
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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