I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Drunk is not a location!
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.