found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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