When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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