It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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