When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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