Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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