Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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