Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!