I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."