what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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