whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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