So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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