But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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