sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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