im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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