vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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