Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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