Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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