I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
