but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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