ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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