Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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