my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I believe in your delicious
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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