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Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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