"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My ass is underappreciated
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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