is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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