let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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