doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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