im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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