This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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