super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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