how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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